I write ‘bout Dusty Rhoades, I write ‘bout Dale K.
I write ‘bout Ken Puke Brandt, and the Dog Shit they display
I should write ‘bout David Doyle, write a lovey-dovey rhyme
How he identifies with Barf, Vomit Puke and Chyme
Down in Mississippi, is where David Doyle lives
He preaches Dusty’s gOSPEL, but a shit nobody gives
Dusty Rhoades’s “gOSPEL”, is a crock of STINKING SHIT!
Four words that Paul wrote twice, these he does omit
What words does David miss? What words does he leave out?
“According to the scriptures”, just like Dusty Rhoades the lout
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You'll be soooo edified!
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